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Indian wedding??

This is hilarious! I can't believe even my favourite blog could make this huge mistake...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Stereotype: You agree?

Just For Laugh

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL!Have a pleasant day ahead readers!

 

Funnytician

He’s one of my favourite politician…Why? Because he’s the funniest politician in Malaysia as far as I know. General election is coming soon and I stumbled upon his funniest quotes while searching for “corruption dams”, “taib’s wealth”, “smelter project”,”mong dagang cancelled a welfare assistance and government subsidy to an OKU”, “masing: JANGAN LAWAN TOWKAY”, etc..:)

Back to Samy vellu, let me share his famous quotes with you all…

1. Samy Velu menyebut berkenaan Pos Laju:
“Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai”

2. Dalam berita TV apabila beliau cuba untuk memberitahu dia berasa amat malu:
“Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar”

3. Samy berkata dalam salah satu ceramah:
“Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini.” Kemudian seorang pakcik bertanya, “Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?” Dan kemudian Samy dengan megahnya menjawab, “Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai”

4. Kenyataan paling digemari oleh Samy dalam berita abad ini:
“Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!”

5. Ketika krisis air:
“Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!”

6. Berkenaan masalah sosial:
“Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade”

7. Ketika program derma darah di Sungai Siput:
“Marilah kita semua menderma dare”

8. Ucapan selamat datang dalam kebanyakan majlis beliau:
“Selamat datang saudara-mara semua” (Ia sepatutnya “saudara-saudari”)

9. Ketika isu Al Arqam hangat diperkatakan, beliau berkata dalam satu sidang akhbar:
“Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam”

10. Di satu majlis pembukaan sebuah bangunan baru:
“Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain”

Dan tentunya yang paling kelakar di dunia sepanjang zaman ialah:

“Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari.” Salah seorang wartawan berkata, “Tapi Datuk, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati.” Samy menjawab, “Itu tade masalah. Kita hantar waktu malam”

Hahahahaha…LOL..

At the barber shop

A common sight...LOL!

Love my Dad!

One of my favourite song during my childhood goes like this, "Bapaku pulang dari kota, bapaku belikan kereta...". Here's one of the best example...


Let's sing together....Bapaku pulang dari kota, bapaku belikan .....err...?

*chirp chirp chirp....

Hahaha..share this if you love your dad...

I don't deserve this!

hey dude, what's up?

APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!

GOTCHA!

trollolololololo!!!!!wahahahaha!

i don't deserve this!

*sorry readers, hahahaha....

Who's pic is this?

Please be my girlfriend

I'm getting tired with the same question. When will you get married? Hmmm..even I don't have the answer so how am i suppose to answer that question? What do you expect? Marriage requires a huge commitment. Do i have any candidate? Nah!! My work doesn't permit me to sociallise too much(seriously)..My work is really time consuming. I barely had any rest. It's more about clerical work when it doesn't suppose to..so, when do i have time to sociallise and make new friends(or find my Ms Right)??.

Since i don't have much time making friends, i think i should adopt the last method in my mind. Ladies out there, please fill in this form and inbox me, ok? Thanx! :)

I need this camera!

I went for window shopping the other day to survey the latest camera out there. There were so many choices but one particular camera had caught my attention. Why? This is why...

The native tribe can't escape from this camera....

even the ghost can't hide themselves...

yeah..forget about peeking dude!u'r on candid camera!hahahaha

Sex attack

Wow!!Hahaha...It's always the strangest news that kept me smiling non stop with some naughty imagination. It's very seldom to hear news like this but once in a while, this shocking news is just right to be shared as it shows how wierd people can be. What's the news I'm talking about? Well here it is reader:

Zimbabwean Authorities have arrested three women for allegedly committing at least a dozen "ritualistic sex attacks" on male hitchhikers over a two-year period. For their rituals, the women reportedly collected used condoms and stashed them in "the boot of a car."

After the boyfriend of one of the accused—twentysomethings Rosemary Chakwizira, Netsai Nhokwara, and Sophie Nhokwara—became involved in a fatal car accident while driving the condom car, the three women showed up to the scene and, the New Zimbabwe reports, "asked police officers to be allowed to retrieve 31 condoms—some with semen." Awkward. The request made the police suspicious, and the women plus the boyfriend were "immediately" arrested.

The correlation between the sex attacks and the condoms isn't exactly clear. Maybe these women just liked to collect used condoms for their sexual history scrapbooks, and had nothing to do with raping hitchhikers. So far there's no indication that any victims have come forward to identify the women as their assailants, though police are now hoping to begin the identification process and also test the condoms for DNA. For now, the way the press has described the women makes their arrests seem slightly witch-hunty.

To me, why would the victim come forward and put their assailants in jail? I'm guessing they don't mind when they were 'raped'...when they have nothing to lose!Hahaha..

LOLest news ever!!!

I am very intrigue with the remark made by our Deputy Foreign Minister Datuk Richard Riot Jaem yesterday. Commenting on the number of Malaysian arrested overseas for being drug mules, he blamed Facebook and Twitter as the culprit saying such facilities were rearing their ugly heads for those who could not choose between ‘good and bad’. He cited as example the most recent case involving a 22-year old student from Betong studying at a college in Kuala Lumpur, who was arrested in China. This is the LOLest news I’ve read from newspaper today…wahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!

Why am I laughing? Well, first of all, Facebook and Twitter is a medium for social networking. Even before Facebook and Twitter exist, the number of Malaysians arrested overseas is huge thus no correlation between Facebook/Twitter and number of Malaysian arrested for drug mules. The recent case involving a 22-year old student (I repeat, an ADULT and a BRAINY student) is just another ordinary case of greedy people trying the easiest opportunity to get rich! I assume all 22-year students in our country could not choose between ‘good and bad’ when they are using Facebook and Twitter.

Moreover, I assume Facebook/Twitter provide free passport, pocket money, a bag consisting drug and transportation for student to become drug mule, thus explains why our DEPUTY FOREIGN MINISTER blaming Facebook and Twitter as the CULPRIT!! Bravo minister! Even Detective Conan can't crack this case like you do...     

Deputy Foreign Minister